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Smart Demotivational Poster



TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am



TAGS: smart student teacher tits
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

freestyler - November 27, 2009, 11:21 pm
You should register...
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:56 pm
Whoo-hoo!! smart kid! 5L

TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before

PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.

TAGS: perception smart fish
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Isobar

mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:36 pm
I like thi5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
is it me, or do we have a new 1L bomber? oh and 5L to this
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think w3 have a new candidate for picture that needs to be retired.

SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver

TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Chinpokumon

jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people

DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating

TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"



LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger

SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!

TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Scott

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child

THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.

MOTIFAKERS MONTRA - The reason she loved me, The reason she left me.

TAGS: smartass for life
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by holymoly

GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:25 am
Yes, that would be a great mAntra Ice? You sleeping? Where 4 art thou?
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 9:58 pm
Oh, I'm printing that one...



TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm

THIS BUM - Is very clever... Maybe TOO clever...

IRONIC NAMES - Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny

TAGS: smart car
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Zook

Kazon68 - April 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
I finally figured out why they're called "Smart" cars: When you get in an accident, you don't need to buy a coffin. They just fold the corners in and bury you in it!
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:25 am
you mean fat guys called slim and tall guys called tiny

FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.

SMART MAY HAVE THE BRAINS - but stupid has the balls

TAGS: smart and stupid
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

culos - November 12, 2010, 9:32 am
For his sake i hope she didn't have beans at lunch
Chad Helton - November 12, 2010, 9:11 am
Master Blaster

I'M A SMART ASS - I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..

DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...

TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by giulio

rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!

BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.

second place is a set of steak knives -

TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.



TAGS: motorola droid smart phone
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:40 am
HAL 9000 was awesome, but I still wouldn't trust him.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Eat it, Mayans!

SOCIETY - advancing and modernizing every day

TAGS: fifa smart animal
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

CajunCow - July 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
He certainly picked them right when it counted. Wish computers were as good as him.
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:39 pm
I think the squid was right in all it's predictions , but one .


TAGS: kids outsmarted adults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:24 am
So do I. I heard the joke and HAD to make it into a poster...glad ya liked it too Papa!
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:47 am
Love it! :-D

The Ugly Truth -

ET -

TAGS: life is smarter than us
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:23 pm
Republican Space Technology
Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:30 am
Ha! Never underestimate the trailerhood with beer and a welder. 5L
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:37 am


TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.


TAGS: my job calendar work smart
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:51 am
good one. is that you caveman on the left staring at the camera ?


TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
very nice 5L


TAGS: famousfame smart roast motifake calendar
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by caveman

M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 11:57 am
Bloody despicable Caveman... wow, but just for the last line I'll give you a 5L, he really is a wonder of the world

Sweden -

TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er



TAGS: bimbos girls dumbbells brains smart
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by timmey

MashiMashi - February 27, 2012, 10:08 am
wtf is this from
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:10 am
(carebear BANNED)
TheOne - February 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
I'm not sure what the words say, but 5L any way.
gas - February 25, 2012, 2:07 pm

AGDANIELE - His Dog Is Worried About The Economy, Guinness Is Up To $2.99 Per Can. That's Almost $21.00 In Dog Money.

TAGS: agdaniele has a smart dog
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by rerun

assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.

SMART - It's the new dumb.

TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little bitches here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that shit!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your shots like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the trannies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.



TAGS: old people smart
Rating: 2.67/5

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corneredbadger - June 19, 2011, 1:43 am


TAGS: smart intelligent
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

wookie - August 10, 2009, 3:59 pm
you kiss your ewok with that mouth? Seriously? There is more to life....tone it down some EH?
YAY - August 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
This is fucking garbage The original "Make no sense" is better. DONT FUCK W/ IT FAGGOT. Get some orginiality dipshit.
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:18 am
indeed !
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:17 am
indeed !
Hashbrownmaster - March 28, 2009, 1:19 am
well obviously water is low on the deathstar so hes simply purifying some water from the ocean and filling those jugs to take back with him


TAGS: smart ass wife kitchen regret
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 4:47 pm
5L! most clever
fascistfrenchman - August 17, 2010, 10:59 pm
5 Lions, no points off for improper spelling of themselves.
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:06 am
it's so life like
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am
5 alrewady been done lions


TAGS: old new get smart 86
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:55 am
I liked both. I have both on DVD.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
Reality Lord - October 30, 2011, 10:06 pm

loved the show and hated the movie. they should have kept it back in the 60's.


HOW MANY - NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb? When they finally get a bright idea I’ll let you know.


Water -

TAGS: smartphone moisture rice
Rating: 4.08/5

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ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:13 am
it is even funnier when the water is in the toliet

THE DOLLAR STORE - The only place where marketing an item is PURE genius!

P-O-L-I-C-E - How smart you need to be to do something like that? ...I don't mean at the guy in the bushes

WITH EVERY PURCHASE - you get 16 free apps! curtesy of AT&T

TAGS: smart phone
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:22 am
Love It!! 5L
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 11:38 pm
sory people forgot the O in courtesy


TAGS: cheap parents mac people the smartest truth
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by ronsart

vasilache - April 28, 2010, 9:27 am
the guy to the left of "the virus" .. yeah the one in yellow...he's old shool
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 8:52 am
Guy in the front row (right of the chick in blue) creeps me out... And by the look on blue chick's face, he's up to something very, very weird...
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
but i like the poster
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 8:45 am
haha,that virus will be the only one to finish on time,a mac runs to slow



TAGS: smart man cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 2:02 pm
That's my girl... easier to keep a man wen everyone else knows he's useless! She must've been drunk at work.
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 1:56 pm
jevita, she waits, she waits, then....BaZinga!
rerun - September 3, 2010, 8:46 pm

a lesbian convention?
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:38 pm
That burns. Really unnecessary info.
jevita - September 3, 2010, 3:45 pm
He gets tired too fast!
Cubbybear - September 3, 2010, 1:35 am
Diggity diggity doo...aloha to you
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 1:24 am
Giggety giggety.... giggety goo.

SMART PHONES - 5.2 hour talk time?!... On what planet?... Jupiter?

TAGS: smartphones smart phones battery dead
Rating: 4.75/5

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TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:46 am
I have the same phone bought the bigger battery and even with all the stuff i run on it, it stays charged all day but i dont do any thing for 5.2 hours. in life or on my phone but maybe if i lived on jupiter i would ;-)
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah i always thought it was funny that free nights and weekend cost 30 dollars a month lol
CloudchaserS - November 18, 2011, 12:40 am
If truth in advertising worked like it should, advertisers would have to specify under what best case scenario conditions how long something will last.


TAGS: schooling clowns serial killer clown smart funny
Rating: 4.21/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 5, 2010, 10:17 am
Funny Shit Aggy! 5L
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:22 am
I like pushing the envelope occasionally. It's fun to make people too uncomfortable to laugh at something they know is funny.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:20 am
Hey, I ain't about to judge you.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:13 am
The clown or the girl?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:11 am
And you're still dating?
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:10 am
When I came across this picture, it took me a minute before the overwhelming joy subsided enough for me to wipe the open-mouth smile off my face. It was love at first sight.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:04 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO!!!! Dark, very Dark.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:00 am
It's not a working model.... just a reminder to the "tenant" that her life is a prison.
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Well, 'Thaks' right back at ya'.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
Thaks, Ice... I was aiming high.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
That doesn't explain the retarded girl in the chair....but OK.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 1:57 am
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:55 am
That's an old pic. Sick has a few miles on him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Why is she strapped to a 1950's style electric chair?
ICEMAN - June 5, 2010, 1:52 am
That's just not right. x5




IRONY - This has way TOO much of it


TAGS: smarts
Rating: 3.3/5

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TAGS: smart ones swallow and cook
Rating: 2.9/5

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Arrogant Knight - July 22, 2009, 8:01 am
You won't like him when he's confused.
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 7:56 am
Just run with it Bria...you'll just confuse TP even more.
BriaHere - July 22, 2009, 4:56 am
I'm not a bloody boy.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
TTH.... "never let....." Mutha Fughin hilarious!
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:11 am
no blame on alc.. I totally misunderstood what you said.. about the overuse of that pic..
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 12:11 am
as it went Zingggggg past the others. TTH I'll be your straight man any day!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Aggy FTW I just saw that!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:09 am
Yes I saw that. Momma taught me to never let a man blame it on the alcohol!
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 12:05 am
LMAO...TP you're nuts...ROTFLMAO
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:04 am
and I did send an apology to you TTH..
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:03 am
no shit.. well, thank god. His first Avatar, blurry as it was.. looked like there was quite a rack.. oh god.. a 15 year old guy.. probably better than the other choice
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:02 am
Ron you fuckin rule! Glad to put down the first 5!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes, Pirate... and he won't sleep with you!!!
ThePirate - July 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
ok.. now I am totally confused. Briahere is a guy?

SMART CAR - Not smart enough to stay on all fours

GEORGE CARLIN - Don't give a shit about stupid people who can`t understand any joke...

TAGS: george carlin comedy funny stupid smart best critic reality
Rating: 2.06/5

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mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
ok fuck tact. You sir are a fucking Fucktard. a hog molesting, sister touching, cousin marrying, FUCKTARD Who has never enjoyed a woman without hearing cries of " no daddy no"
Truut - June 24, 2009, 8:56 pm
The dude was about as funny as having an incurable disease that's going to eventually kill you in an incredibly painful way.

= VOTE SMART = - It *might* make a difference this time.

TAGS: vote smart make difference rnr
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by RnR

RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:57 am
they don't, it is just an "now that i've got your attention"-picture. Nobody said that it had to make sense, there are some many pix here where the caption does not really makes sense
Porcelina - September 25, 2008, 7:46 pm
Yeah... I'm thrown off here. Dresden dolls and this quote connect how?
Toby - September 3, 2008, 9:34 pm
And what does that have to do with The Dresden Dolls?

IMMORTALITY - Write a wise saying and your name will live forever -Anon

TAGS: anon was a smart guy
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 22, 2011, 9:16 pm

The birds -

TAGS: birds smarter sense of humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 10:58 pm
5 chirps and a teehee for good measure.

Rejoice the choice -

TAGS: one seriously happy little dude made the smart choice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - October 16, 2014, 10:42 am

Didn't realize it had been used before. I try not to use pics others have used, but that gets nigh impossible. Thanks for the praise!
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
I like yer rendition of this pic much better than mine.

Genius -


TAGS: apple iphone coffe samsung smartphone
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:27 am
With new technology (they add one more useless function and that's technology at work)on phones I thought that was what all phones became after about 6 months...teehee. 5L for reminding me that I need to warm up my tea.

Times Change -

WE DON'T MOTIFAKE AT KAOS - We don't Motifake at Kaos!

TAGS: get smart motifake
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 11:57 am
Yep, I wasn't even alive when this show came on, but's my favorite TV show ever.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:52 am

lol....ZIGFRIED...ve do NOT motifake at KAOS. ahhh memories...nice 1

Supersize That? -

Aging -

TAGS: old smart stupid
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:48 pm
Actually sod...no I don't. Bahaha
Oldsod - August 4, 2014, 7:02 am
I take that a5 a challenge, Prissy. You underestimate my capacity for stupidity!

BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."


TOC - That Other Chick... not as good looking or smart. But what a voice!

TAGS: that other chick not as good looking or smart
Rating: 3.88/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
I like toc tribute day. :)

M.W.L.F -


Blonde Pessimism -

CAPTAIN SULLY - I Missed The River By 'This' Much

TAGS: shades of maxwell smart
Rating: 3.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 6:08 pm
Nice effect! 5 landing strips.


THEY'RE SO OLD - They haven't yet switched smartphones From Apple to Samsung

THE SMART FERRARI - Now that's going green in style!!!!

Clever -

TAGS: work smarter
Rating: 2.48/5

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Nobody - October 7, 2008, 4:47 pm
Heh, I thought of that too. I'm a HUGE Larson fan.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 1:46 pm
This cool poster kinda brings that to mind.
Sean - June 24, 2008, 1:45 pm
Has anyone seen that Gary Larson cartoon where these two spiders are building a web at the bottom of a slide in a playground, and one spider says to the to other: "If this works we'll eat like Kings"?
Biff - June 23, 2008, 12:18 pm

Android appS -

LOGIC - Claire doesn't have it.

RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT DEPARTMENT - "Smart invention, stupid application"

PRESIDENT BUSH - He loves America, right?

TAGS: bush president smart dumb dubbya
Rating: 1.82/5

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Zed - July 31, 2008, 5:22 am
the CLINTONS??? Whoa, way to rewrite history, there! FOX NEWS would be PROUD!
Cicero - April 23, 2008, 11:24 am
Lie? The only lie to America was the one that the Clintons told about Saddam having WMDs
Murdock - April 7, 2008, 4:56 pm
He loves America enough to lie to Americans at least. Not to mention starting an oil crusade to bring down the gas prices...wait.....

$79 MILLION DOLLAR CRASH - Imma' let you finish NASA, but you couldn't figure out if there was water on the moon from the Apollo Missions?

TAGS: nasa not a smart association
Rating: 1.55/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 5:02 am
Derek went for the pole.....he found love, and a fat guy called Steven.
Dave - October 12, 2009, 5:00 am
Its a joke derek.....a joke....
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:47 pm
None of the Apollo missions went to the poles - and if there's any water, that's where it'll be.

SMART! - Whats so smart about it? does it drive itself? i dont think so.

TAGS: smart car
Rating: 1.45/5

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CANADA - July 30, 2009, 11:07 am
ill carry it like a spare in the back of my truck
BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 10:56 am
My friend wants a pink one. I like big cars. 4x4 or bigger. xD
lunchmeat5000 - July 29, 2009, 10:53 pm
How cute, a toy car. It'll also fit in the back of my truck.
Derek - July 29, 2009, 10:32 pm
The smart idea is to only have as much car as you need. For most people, this is it.
Paul - June 23, 2009, 12:52 pm
i could fit like 5 of these in my garage, right now it only fits 2! haha
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 7:22 am
It can fit in an average size pocket.
motifake - June 22, 2009, 10:02 am

dang it... I meant 36MPG!
motifake - June 22, 2009, 8:45 am

At 36mph, not very smart for a car so small

Smarter Than I Think -

TAGS: money smart nickel pennies rich
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 4, 2016, 10:20 am
WOOF! Thanks 'cern
concern3 - June 4, 2016, 7:08 am
In the dog-eat-dog world of the economist the Doberman and Miss Priss are boss. Very funny, UP yours

Salute -

TAGS: salute iphone smartphone last man
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm
Thanks :))
JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:20 pm
I doubt it. But thanks for the fiver :)
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:06 pm
Honest to god...some kid at some university created an app for people to use on their phones to warn them if they are about to bump into something. Wonder if they can take the 5L few seconds to stop texting and upload it?
Silverheart - March 8, 2015, 2:04 pm

I love seeing those drones wandering around, face stuck in their phones while they walk. I love standing accidentally on purpose in their way, so they bump into me. 5l
JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 8:04 am
Hehe thanks :)
Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:17 pm
I just got it...now my head hurts...5L

Look the Part -

TAGS: smart phones fishing wright quote
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - July 8, 2015, 6:54 pm
5Long months sitting for a portrait and not even a nibble
GaryO - July 7, 2015, 9:12 pm
there's more to this than I'm seein'...dang scotch...don't tell me